Nazis Leaving America for Canada, Declare “Mission Accomplished”
SWANTON – U.S. customs officials are reporting an unusually large number of self-identifying Nazis crossing the border into Canada in recent weeks. When asked about […]
South Canada
U.S. Woos South Canada as Potential Trading Partner to Replace Actual Canada
SOUTH CANADA – US President Donald Trump met this week with South Canadian President Charlene “Skunk” Bedard to discuss a potential economic partnership between the […]
South Canada Cancels Plans for NFL Expansion Team After Anthem Decision
SOUTH CANADA – After the recent decision by the National Football League (NFL) that it would fine teams if players did not stand for the […]
South Canada Raises Minimum Wage to Two Scoops
SOUTH CANADA – In a controversial move, both the Senate and the House of Representatives in South Canada have approved an increase in the minimum […]
South Canada Forms Historical Society, Quickly Runs Out of History
SOUTH CANADA – The newly formed South Canada Historical Society has only been around for a few weeks, but already the fledgling organization has run […]
United States Transfers NATO Membership to South Canada
SOUTH CANADA – The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) has a new member, although the number of countries involved has not changed. Despite a recent […]
South Canadian Luge Team Accidentally Wins Bronze Medal in Olympic Skeleton
SOUTH CANADA – The members of the South Canadian Olympic luge team are being hailed as heroes after a stunning comeback in PyeongChang this week. […]
South Canadian Fire Department Rescues Cat From Shower
SOUTH CANADA – The newly formed fire department of South Canada has successfully completed its first emergency call, retrieving a cat that had become trapped […]
South Canada to Send Team of Lugers to PyeongChang
SOUTH CANADA – The International Olympic Committee has accepted a last minute bid by South Canada to send a team of lugers to the 2018 […]
Marijuana Shop Opens at South Canadian Border
SOUTH CANADA – With the news of Vermont’s legalization of the possession, but not sale, of marijuana this week, the tiny nation of South Canada […]