South Canada Signs Trade Pact with Saint Pierre and Miquelon
SOUTH CANADA – As tensions ramp up in the previously peaceful region of northern North America, the tiny nation of South Canada is moving to […]
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Local Farm Unveils Holstein Freezing Technology for Fresher Milk
SHELDON – Looking to Vermont’s electoral primary on Tuesday, August 14, a local cow juice producer sees an opportunity to boost sagging sales and promote […]
South Canadian Riders Causing Trouble for GMT
SOUTH CANADA – Buses operated by Green Mountain Transit, connecting the nation of South Canada to employment sites in St. Albans, have been experiencing problems with […]
South Canadian Outreach Team Sending Historian to Vermont
SOUTH CANADA – In an effort to improves relations between the two nations, and presumably in response to the fact that most people have never […]
University of South Canada Grants Honorary Doctorates to All Citizens
SOUTH CANADA – In an unusual move, the country of South Canada’s only higher learning institution, The University of South Canada (USC) has granted honorary […]
Nazis Leaving America for Canada, Declare “Mission Accomplished”
SWANTON – U.S. customs officials are reporting an unusually large number of self-identifying Nazis crossing the border into Canada in recent weeks. When asked about […]
U.S. Woos South Canada as Potential Trading Partner to Replace Actual Canada
SOUTH CANADA – US President Donald Trump met this week with South Canadian President Charlene “Skunk” Bedard to discuss a potential economic partnership between the […]
South Canada Cancels Plans for NFL Expansion Team After Anthem Decision
SOUTH CANADA – After the recent decision by the National Football League (NFL) that it would fine teams if players did not stand for the […]
South Canada Raises Minimum Wage to Two Scoops
SOUTH CANADA – In a controversial move, both the Senate and the House of Representatives in South Canada have approved an increase in the minimum […]
South Canada Forms Historical Society, Quickly Runs Out of History
SOUTH CANADA – The newly formed South Canada Historical Society has only been around for a few weeks, but already the fledgling organization has run […]